Whitebord fun!

"Sometimes, I think im Schizophrenic. But the voices in my head tell me otherwise!"

Recently I have invested in a whitebord that hangs in my living room. The perpose of this whitebord is to write either uplifting or humorus quotes in which would make me laugh or feel good. They stay on there for a week and during that time i am either highly amused or uplifted, which i need both of those things in my life.
This weeks quote is the one above in which i just randomly blurted out one day. It made me laugh so it made the cut.
A previous quote was ..

"Find fun in everything you do. That way, you are always happy and having fun!"

So if any of you out there have any quotes that are either uplifting or funny, feel free to shear and it may end up on my whitebord for a week.